nec temere nec timide (asyak) wrote,
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 
(1) Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
 
(2) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour.
            Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
            minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
 
(3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.
            This means something, and you should be on your toes.
            Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
 
(4) Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
 
(5) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
             A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
            here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
 
(6) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
            That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
 
(7) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
            Just say you're welcome  (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'
            - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
 
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
 
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it:  Another dangerous statement,
        meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
        but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
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