nec temere nec timide (asyak) wrote,
nec temere nec timide


Много лет назад услышала этот анекдот, а сейчас вот натолкнулась на него на просторах интернета

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back d own except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She keeps going up.
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
She keeps going up.
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
She keeps going up.
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She keeps going up.
Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She keeps going up.

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .
The New Wives Store just across the street.

The1st floor has wives who are beautiful.
The2nd floor has wives who are beautiful and love sex.

The 3,4,5,6 floors have never been visited.

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